Just yesterday, while drinking at East Coast Parkway's Irish pub, i picked up a caucasian girl. We were both half drunk. She had fiery red hair, and big (i mean enormous) boobs. That really turned me on.
I hinted for her to come over to my place where we could spend some cozy time together.
So we flagged a cab in our drunken state and ended up in my place (i wonder how).
It felt as if it was burning inside despite the air-con being on full blast. We stripped naked and begun kissing each other passionately, all the way to my bath tub.
Inside the bath tub, she grabbed my dick while i was starting the shower and shoved it in her mouth. I SWEAR! THAT WAS THE WORST BLOWJOB I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE! she bobbed up and down, with little or no pressure exerted by her lips, her tongue seemingly paralyzed and after a few motions, i could feel her teeth clamping down on my shaft.
That sucked big time (no pun intended).
However, I still allowed her to finish her job in the name of respect, and i finished mine. (; we shall leave that for next time.
The purpose of this post would be to share with you girls my view on what guys regard as a satisfying blowjob and how to perform it like a pro.
The key to success is, Attitude! If you have the mindset that blowjobs are disgusting and even consider them a chore, then STOP, don't bother. Sex should be fun and enjoyable to BOTH parties. So, i repeat.. if you are not having fun, fucking stop!
Alright alright here it goes..
1. Alot of girls are conscious about the way they look with a dick in their mouth. I can assure you, from the many blowjobs that i have had that you are the most beautiful girl in the world down there!
2. Communication is vital. Ask him to tell you what you are doing right and what you can improve on - before, during and after.
3. Guys love girls to initiate the blowjob. Its inexplicably sexy when girls just surprise a guy by placing his dick in their mouth.
4. Start slow. Don't act like you have been food-deprived for weeks and a big fat sausage suddenly appeared in front of you. Its good to start a blowjob treating the dick like a popsicle. Begin by sucking gently on the dick head, licking the length of the shaft down to the balls, sucking the balls one at a time, then both at the same time. Don't forget his inner thighs! Similar to yours, his inner thighs are also one of his many erogenous zones. Licking and sucking his inner thighs would raise the sexual tension by many folds.
5. Imagine yourself making out with the dick. Lightly sucking and tonguing. Careful not to become a human vacuum cleaner though.
6. Use your hands if needed. Don't be afraid to use your hands.
7. Try tickling his balls or sticking your finger into his anus for added sexual effect.
8. Gradually increase speed until you reach a comfortable rhythm that both you and he enjoys. When all verbal and non-verbal signs show that he is cumming really really soon, do not slow down, keep going! You are doing awesome!
9. The escalating groan..... and suddenly cum squirts out all over the place.
See! it isn't that difficult to be a professional at giving blowjobs. All it takes is some passion. Go with the flow. (:
All the best!
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